(Not the real couple, borrowed from the internet
for purpose of Korean Wedding Costume example)
Wedding Announcement!!!
Hear ye, hear ye!!!
All KADLinKs Please pay extreme attention.
Korean ADoptees Living in Korea
One of our OWN dear couples,
Both GIANTS in activism FOR UNWED KOREAN MOTHERS
and Adoptee's RIGHTS,
YOU ALL KNOW, EVEN THROUGHOUT THE GLOBAL
ADOPTEE COMMUNITY:
Drums and Trumpets!!!
NAME REDACTED*
and
NAME REDACTED ALSO"
Date: You should know IF YOU ARE TRULY THEIR FRIENDS
Time: At the appointed time.
Place: YOU WERE SENT AN INVITATION!! Do GO.
WARNING!!! IF YOU ARE NOT INVITED YOU WILL NOT GET IN.
THIS WEDDING IS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE RECEIVED
WEDDING INVITATION ONLY.
SPACE AND LIMITATIONS OF BUFFET ARE LIMITED TO
TRUE FRIENDS OF BOTH.
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LET ME BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR...
I, the Korean War Baby, in the interest of common decency
and the spirit of Good Will...
Will NOT attend, however security arraignments
for the glorious event will be Overwatched by KWB
and his burly friends to ensure a happy occasion.
WE ARE KIDDING, AheeSheesh!!
Those who have
known these individuals as true friends
Will please remember to remember
ENVELOPES of CASH
(note: 50,000 KWon and UP, Euros,
USDollars acceptable, no Checks please)
Contact them to donate to listed charities and organizations,
(Hint Unwed Mothers/get on TRACK)
I, The Korean War Baby will be
watching from the shadows and
checking the arriving guests.
(Don't worry my sniper rifles are in the USA!!)
Any one who is on MY list of KADLinKs who do not show up
will possibly suffer from horrors from beyond the grave, for I will be enlisting the
local International Witches Coven (who have graciously offered after tea time to perform incantations).
Burning of cheap incense and (previously killed) animal
offerings will be made to foul spirits of Darkness,
Unimaginable bad josh and misfortune might befall you.
Pins will be inserted in outrageous unspeakable places,
to bring suffering against your general well-being.
Ancient Korean ancestor's spirits
will be called upon by famous Korean Mudangs.
Your life in Korea will be made simply miserable
people may steal your shoes in restaurants.
If you are invited and DON'T GO!!!
"Who Dat, gonna do dem thangs?"
Why the MAD as a HATTER, DELUSIONAL,
FORMERLY demon-possessed creature known as
THE KOREAN WAR BABY
The S.O.B.
the dreadful and terrifying,
just plain awful person,
who defies even satan and his hordes!
BECAUSE NOW I AM A SON OF GOD,
JESUS CHRIST is my HYUNG (OLDER BROTHER)
by Adoption into the family of God.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE!!
The LORD is my Salvation, in HIM do I trust,
Who can separate us from the LOVE OF GOD?
Nothing!!! If GOD be for us, WHO can be against us.
(Somewhere in Romans)
"The angels of the Lord encamp around those who trust in HIM"
The Korean War Baby is not religious, I am not a saint (most know that),
But MY GOD, my Father in Heaven, is AWESOME and ALMIGHTY.
To HIM I give owe my every moment of life.
I am nothing but HE is my strength my all.
This announcement should be taken with the dark/light humour intended...
"COME LET US REASON TOGETHER FOR PEACE,
FOR THE GLOBAL NOT JUST LOCAL COMMUNITY OF KOREAN ADOPTEES!!!
OPEN LETTER TO ALL KADLink's TO DIALOGUE.
YOU HAVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS..."
Bert,
ReplyDeleteYou are supposed to use SOMEONE else's voodoo doll. Have you heard that VooDoo priest have gone high-tech using pins with electric current. One priest's home was burned down when a power surge set on fire all the dolls he was 'stimulating' at once. Twenty dolls went POOF!
Dennis Hopper was the ultimate role model for all us old hippies from those "Easy Rider" years...RIP
ReplyDeleteDennis Hopper was the ultimate role model for all us old hippies at heart from those fabulous "Easy Rider" years...RIP Dude
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